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A day in the life of Professor Demon: 1.5 hours of basketball + 15 kilometers of jogging + 1.5 million pancakes (Demon Arhat’s Versailles Part 4)

Teammate Z said, you have already played 1 game at the opposite court, and you have played 4 or 5 more games here. It’s only 1.5 hours anyway. When I got home, I saw that it was 18:40. I arrived at the stadium around 5 o'clock. Sure enough, it took an hour and a half. Z teammates are simply free clocks.

I thought I only played for an hour.

Teammate Z said, you have already played 1 game at the opposite court, and you have played 4 or 5 more games here. It’s only 1.5 hours anyway. When I got home, I saw that it was 18:40. I arrived at the stadium around 5 o'clock. Sure enough, it took an hour and a half. Z teammates are simply free clocks.

When I left the North Arena, I said: We’ll break up after the last inning.

Teammate Z said: Enough is enough, it can’t be done anymore.

Having said that, I also feel that my legs and feet are a little tired.

"If you don't fight, don't fight. Today's exercise is enough. I walked the dog for 5 kilometers in the morning, went to work for 2 kilometers in the morning, went home and back for 4 kilometers at noon, and came over in the afternoon to wait for 4 kilometers. It's already 15 kilometers."

"Aren't you going home at noon?"

"My daughter has been on a business trip for two weeks, and I have to greet her when she comes back today. It's a coincidence. When I came home and reached the traffic light intersection at the edge of the community, a taxi let me go first. I waved to the taxi and thanked it. Unexpectedly, my daughter's head came out of the car window and she called 'Dad' affectionately. It's really a father and daughter who are of the same mind. I happened to help her carry her luggage. Do you think it was a coincidence?"

"How is the proofreading of "The Dream of Red Mansions" in the final edition of Mo Hongxuan?"

"The progress is going well, but it's slow. In the past, when I wasn't watching and playing basketball, I was doing schoolwork. Now I'm helping my daughter walk the dog, and occasionally playing ball, and I'm also doing schooling. I can only do 10 hours of schooling every day, but I can't do a few lines. Fortunately, after a few decades, it should be completed this year, right?"

"How much money do you expect to make?"

"Set a small goal first. It will be completed this year and published early next year. I should be able to earn 1.5 million by 2025, right? The three-year goal is 5 million."

"Luo Dazui's painting skills are top-notch. If you meet the target, you'll treat me. If you don't, I'll treat you. The standard is 1,500."

"The bet is settled."

Dear readers, do you think who will win this bet next year? The one who guesses correctly will make a reservation.

Supplementary note: I went home from the exam last night and received the "Fudan Tuantuan" official account recommended by my teaching assistant classmates. One of my classmates actually regarded "I was chosen to take Teacher Luo Shuhua's ancient literature class this year" as an annual happy event. I only heard that Mo Luohan is a hard-core professor at Fudan, but I didn't expect that it would be as gentle and delicate as spring. The question is, who also hand-painted my Pochi into a work of art! I would like to express my gratitude to my classmates for bringing me another semester of happiness!

About the author

Mo Luohan, real name Luo Shuhua, family name Mo Hongxuan, alias Modu Luohan, is a professor at Fudan University and the main writer of the public account of "FD New Academic World". Main teaching and research directions: Dream of Red Mansions, famous works and civilization, academic research theories and methods, Chinese traditional culture. His books include "Two Phoenixes Protecting the Pearl: The Structure and Narration of the Dream of Red Mansions", "A Close Reading of the Red Mansions", "Mainstreams of Chinese Fiction", "The Study of Chinese Narrative", "History of Chinese Prose", "Chinese Writing Tutorial", etc. In the field of "Dream of Red Mansions", the theories of "two phoenixes protecting the pearl" and "chai and dai competing for marriage" were put forward. In the cultural field, advocating "don't do to others what others don't want you to do to them; don't do to me what you don't want others to do to you; respect the strong and pity the weak, compete with each other; be open and inclusive, be honest and abide by the rules" is the core of the Chinese national spirit.

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Machine-translated from the Chinese original 魔教授的一天:1.5小时篮球+15公里慢跑+150W大饼(魔罗汉的凡尔赛之四) (published 2024-02-22). WeChat original ↗